[not much a place for endings - an introduction of a kind]

[clockwork_hart1]

Updated for 2021 kinda

hihi nice to meet you. 

 

I very rarely use dw anymore, but I do stop by for events & I'm trying to get involved in fandoms a lil more, so here's a brief rundown of what I like & what I write:

• Girls. If I'm watching/reading/consuming it there is a 89% chance that what I'm here for are the girls, usually the ones hated by the fandom at large. You have been warned,
• Polyamory/polycules. I like the dynamic of poly relationships, I like a-typical partnerships and dynamics. I'm a bad bisexual who likes it when bi characters have threesomes and I simply will not apologise.
• I like terrible women who do terrible things. I like villainous, poisonous fucked up love as much as the softer kind
• Magic, scifi, witches and monsters and things that go bump in the deep dark night. I like horror and I like teeth, we love a gothic heroine in this house, even if it means watching the dumbest shows known to man, y'know? 
• Realted to the above: gimme some good catharsis at the end of the road. 
• I like sprawling meditative character studies more than I particularly like things happening. Sometimes I don't even know what a plot is tbh
• I like my queer stories to feel authentically queer, which is probably why I don't care much for most canonical lgbtq+ couples? Big gay friend groups, getting weird with gender expression, crossdressing, talking about queer movies/media that feel resonant, gimme all the stuff that makes being queer so affirming and liberating! No cardboard queers allowed. Thinking about this post, and this one & also that one post about jessica hetch being one of the few straight actors to feel authentically gay that I simply cannot find. pick a gregg araki movie. you get it. 
• according to my ao3 one of my most common tags is oral sex. so. that, I guess
• Myth, fairytale & religious imagery/themes/inspiration

A very brief main fandom rundown, this used to be a mile long (seriously, look at the fandoms I've written for on ao3, maniacal), so I've condensed it to the mainstays, but I will write almost anything once

• Buffyverse
• Vampire Diaries
• Chilling Adventures of Sabrina
• Greek Myth
• DC comics. Idk man it's where I live now.
• Marvel (more comics than mcu these days)
• Sitcoms (community, new girl, sunny, etc.) 
• Stupid teen dramas (I wish I could get away from them, honestly)
• The Wicked and the Divine
• Hannibal
• The Raven Cycle
• 80s/90s movies 
• Lady-focused horror 

I cannot stress enough how non-exhaustive this list is.

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Comments

[clockwork-hart1.livejournal.com]

ROSE/NINE(/JACK) IS A VERY IMPORTANT THING AND TEN DOES NOT COMPARE, HE DOES NOT DESERVE MY WOLF-GIRL

like, okay, i get ten, and i get him with donna especially but his manpain is dull after more than 12 seconds and i do not understand prettyboy knight templar shit?? i do not know, i do NOT

martha saved herself and i am both forever grateful and forever sad that she never actually got enough screen time or appropriate doctor-ing to be the badass she is

[vergoldung.livejournal.com]

i want to add on to this comment, but like it all boils down to LITERALLY THIS COMMENT

((i have epic feelings about ace+poly ot3 of love aka rose9jack the holy graal of pure shipping nobody touch it *hiss hiss*))

ten/donna is the only thing i'm here for. the ultimate platonics. donna is everythingggg. i have this theory that the only reason i ended up liking eleven is because i loathed ten's face so much lol. but also performative asshole manipulator, i simply couldnt resist his fucked up headspace

yep, martha is the bae and feel so robbed that her life post-doctor isn't a spin-off because that is all i needed from this franchise (MARTHA AND MICKEY MY TWO BOOS REUNITED TO BE HEROES /AT ALL COST/ I JUST ;;;; MERCY PLS BUT ALSO GIVE IT TO ME I NEED THIS SHOW RIGHT NOW)

[clockwork-hart1.livejournal.com]

((i have epic feelings about ace+poly ot3 of love aka rose9jack the holy graal of pure shipping nobody touch it *hiss hiss*))

this is the most beautiful thing i have ever read

lollolremember when i was young and naive and wrote bad ot3 porn that was really bad and needs to be scourged but also there is never enough of them so i cant bring myself to do it

Donna is the best thing to happen to anything ever. she's irritatingly complex like nothing about her character is easy and she just flat out will not deal with the manpain he can suck his own dick when she is not there to watch, tyvm.

WE ARE ALL WHORES FOR A BABYFACED CHESSMASTER its why we do what we do


martha is my main bae forever and i need her in everything. SPINOFF OF DOOM!! WHERE IS IT??!! WHERE?!! WHY CAN WE NOT HAVE NICE THINGS ??

/this comment was a disjointed mess and im glad

[vergoldung.livejournal.com]

PRAY, WHERE DO YOU HIDE THE OT3 GLORY? I DEMAND LINKS.

ikrrr about donna, i will never be over how little she cares about the doctor's brooding masculinity crisis and only gives him slack when he sincerely needs a friend (and not an ego boost in form of a girl smh). nobody has ever grounded the manchild so freaking effortlessly, while chasing for the stars. she's unreal.

WE ARE ALL WHORES FOR A BABYFACED CHESSMASTER its why we do what we do
what's that. suddenly i cant read.

/beautiful

[clockwork-hart1.livejournal.com]

im flat-out pretending this doesnt exist and that i never gave it to you bc its not just porn but bad porn and if i rewrote it which i will not it would be nothing like this at all and rose&jack would probably fuck whilst the doctor watched and called them pretty

[vergoldung]

excuse me i'll just be over there screaming because THIS ENTIRE THREAD

can you spell nostalgia for me pls ;----;