mini!ficathon: anything goes (aka it's my birthweek and i'll cry if i want to)

HI. It's my birthday on wednesday and rl is going not-the-best bc we all know the giant hampster that controls the universe likes to use me as a chew toy so I'm cheering myself up and trying to do something with my time that's not negative or stupid hence:

anything goes, a mini ficathon
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rules! (whilst this is anything goes, standard rules apply) shamlessly stolen from kwritten, slightly adapted

1. Any fandom is welcome, as usual.
2. Prompt as much as you wish, but make a separate comment for each prompt. The more prompts, the better, trust me.
3. When you fill a prompt, please leave a comment here (link, title, warnings, prompt). Art, fic, fill with whatever. Multiple fills encouraged!
4. Feedback is much appreciated, but you knew that already.
5. Have fun!

this should last about a week or two, but if it drags on I won't complain.